partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
i don’t remember ever agreeing to this ‘school’ thing
it was probably in the terms and conditions
(Source: groenevelds)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
I can’t wait for the day I fall asleep next to someone I’m in love with. Just think about it, waking up and seeing them and getting a really big smile. It sounds amazing.
we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
*gets 0 notes on selfie*
I’m saving myself for god anyway
